The anti-energy drink

Fuck you guys and your shitty energy drinks. How can a mutherfucker relax nowadays? HOW?? I'm so wired right now. I'm Amped. I'm like molten fire. See that? I got so much taurine and guarana in my system that I don't even make sense anymore. I need a solution to this madness. Oh whut??? You mean I CAN get my lean on? Thank you Drank. Thank you for helping me slow my roll.